My Dog LuLu

2011-01-16T06:36:00.000-08:00

hey peoples! *smack smack* gulp. sorry, i had peanut butter in my mouth. anyway. hello it is lulu the awsome do... wait a sec, that's not how i start a blog... o whatever, well toda... aaaaah!
hot! hot! to much hot sauce on my oatmeal. well toda... gaaaaa!!!! mousetrap on my tail!! mouse trap on my tail!! i hate mondays.

walking downtown!

2010-03-20T07:44:00.000-07:00

Helloooooooooooooo again! Its me, Lulu! Guess what! I went for a walk Downtown last night! It was so coooool!!!!!!!! My owner went with a scooter and I wasn't afrai. . . what? O.K. I admit it, I was afraid! I saw a cool parrot! Just kidding! My other owner went in a boo. . . however you spell it store. Wait, what, its spelled B-O-O-K? O.K., thanks! So she went into the book store. Then, when we left, we met two dogs named TG & something else. Then after awhile, we met two more dogs! Their names were Dallas from like Dallas, Texas and uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh? Sofie, I think? When we left there, my owner kept screaming " I'M STILL FULL OF ENERGY, I'M STILL FULL OF ENERGY!!!" She's weird, isn't she? Then, when we got home, I went straight to bed! ( Because I was so tired!)

DOG PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-12-31T14:36:00.000-08:00

Hello its me Lulu! I'm here to tell you about my story DOG PARK!!! One day, I went to the dog park. It was amazing, though I didn't get to wallow in the mud. I all ways pick ONE single "stinkin" ball! One time, there was two puppys, though I didn't get to play with one. I RAN AND I RAN AND I RAN AND I RAN, until I was to tired to play. Then I got up and played some more. I run so fast that sometimes no dog can beat me and steal my ball! On the way to the dog park I scream. . . . . . . DOG PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On the way home, sometimes I lay down and dos for a little bit. And when we get home, I get a bath and get to sleep in my nice, warm bed!!!!

SWEET CE'CE'S

2009-11-07T13:53:00.000-08:00

One day, I went to the dog. . . . . . I mean Sweet cece's. I loved it! I got two big bowls of vanilla ice cream! I went with my owner and my owner's friend. We walked there. We saw a mini me.

ME AND SADIE AT THE DOG PARK!

2009-10-29T17:34:00.000-07:00

DRXYDI^BDDYRSVYFGFMUDYDVJFJFBFVUK DFCV DTCDCJDEJCRCRETED! Oh, sorry, my stupid pet monster will not shut up! O. K., lets get back to da dog park. Today, me and Sadie went to the dog park. IT WAS THE BEST DAY EVER! THE END! ( JUST KIDDING!) There weren't much dogs there except me & Sadie & Boe - Boe. Then, a 1st grade boy named Cameron came and gave my owner a kitty cat shaped braclet. ( My owner and Cameron sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marrige, then comes me in the b. . . Oh whatever and forget about that!) WE RESELED, WE PUSHED AND WE BAMNED! Then we went to the. . . . Blaa Blaa blaa & Blaa Blaa blaa and . . . . . ghyfkhg cfk hfkjhfjkhgfhjgfkgfkfffkhfhdgfxgfxdgf! SHUT UP YOU CRAZY MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Uuuuuuuuh, pardon me. Then we went home and took a nice warm bath! Then I'm going to read " Alexander was rich last Sunday! Then I'm going to go . . . . . . Z ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

CANNON BALL!!!!

2009-10-21T15:47:00.000-07:00

Helloooooo! Its me Lulu! I'm back again to tell you the story of a very sad lonely beautiful prince ss, I mean w. . . Awwwwwww man! Wrong script again! O. K., back to w. When I did a gigantic ENORMOUS CANNON BALL!!!!!!!! One day I went to the river. . . then I didn't want to do this and I did a cannon ball! ( Because I got bit by a water mockasun. ) All of a sudden, I got filled with pain. It was the bite of the water mockasun! Me & my owner went to the pet doctor to get a couple pills and a cast. Know I was afraid to go to the river. But in two years, all the water mockasuns became extinct! And Lulu's foot felt better. She was ready to play!!!!! She splished & splashed & sploshed & she did another cannon ball! And once again the day was saved, thanks to the water mockasuns being extinct! Then she wanted to go to the river every single day!!!!!!!

Me at the pool

2009-09-27T12:39:00.000-07:00

Hello again, its me, Lulu, I am back again to tell you about me at the pool! Once apon a time, there was a lonely princess in a castle far... Oops sorry wrong script. One time I went to a pool, it was fun! When I first saw the pool I did a CANNON BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I splashed everybody in the hole pool! Even my owners who were not even in the pool yet! Oh, bye the way, how do you spell ant? A-n-t, thanks! I swam around the pool 50 times!!! Then 50 more, that made 100! So I swam 1000 times!! I was pooped. We went home, I went to bed. I was so pooped, that I fell asleep In 5 seconds! And I was so pooped that I pooped while I was sleeping! Then one dark night, the princess snuck.... Man, wrong script again! Then I woke up in the middle of the night and had a disco party! Then I put on some strawberry shimmer body lotion. It nocked the heck out of me because it was so bright! Then the next couple years going to the pool every day! Well, lets see, do I have anything I to tell you? Nope! Well, see you next blog post! BYE-BYE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me at the zoo!

2009-09-26T10:40:00.000-07:00

Heeeeeelloooooooooooooooooooo! Oh, sorry. But hello again, its me Lulu! I'm back to tell you about me at the zoo! It was so fun! We saw mear-cats and a... Blaa-blaa-blaa and a blaa-blaa-blaa and a blaa-blaa blaa. And then we saw a Blue Heron and a Tiger and a... blaa-blaa-blaa and a blaa-blaa-blaa! And theen we saw Lorikeet's and a Tiger, or did I say Tiger all ready? Ooooh, it doesn't matter anyway! But I also saw a frog! I wanted to meet him exept he was in a cage! But I CCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHED into his cage but nobody saw me! Well, somebody heard me, but nobody ever found me, thank goodness! But then we had to leave. I whimpered my eye balls out! Then I whimpered my head of! Then I whimpered my toes of! And that was the end of the whimpering stuff of thank goodness! When we got home I ate some vannila dog ice-cream and broccoli, I love broccoli! Anyway thanks alot for reading my Blog! Good bye everyone and see you next Blog post! Byyyyyye! And byye again, so bye!

Me at the river,again and then we went to home depot

2009-09-20T15:36:00.000-07:00

Hello,Its me,Lulu! I'm back to tell that I went to the river again today! It was so fun! My owner came and waded out in the water with me. We splashed around and also splashed my daddy! He got really mad! Then he threw the frizzbee were I could not find it, but then he threw a rock at the frizzbee! I finally found it! I think he threw it about a million times! In 1o-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0, We left! And then we went to home depot. My owner really wanted gum. But daddy said NO! We got a long pole thingy and door and mail box numbers. I think we got tape. NO! Then we went home and daddy gave me a bath! I smelled gross! I was embarrassed! But nobody laughed. But my owner pluged her nose. And I can still taste that delicious taste of my birthday-cake! Good times,Good times. Well, its time to go! See you later! Hey, bye the way, see you next blog post! Bye!

2009-09-18T16:40:00.001-07:00

Its my birthday!

2009-09-18T14:13:00.000-07:00

Hello again! Its me, Lulu, today is my birthday! I am turning 15! Oh-kay, lets sing happy birthday! Happy birthday to you! Cha-cha-cha! Happy birthday to you! Cha-cha-cha! Happy birthday dear Lulu! Cha-cha-cha! Happy birthday to you! Cha-cha-cha! Goom-baya-oo! Oooooo! That's my favorite, a dog boooone. Yum-yum-yummy I got bone in my tummy! A packet full of dog treats! Yuuum! Movie Ticket's, for Cloudy with a chance of meatballs! Your the best! More movie tickets for Ponyo,Twilight,and Planet 15! Awsome! More dog bones! I love my birthday! Hey, thats no way to talk to me, so shut your CHITTER_CHATTER PIE_HOLES!!!!!!! Your sorry? & you & you & you? Oh-kay,I forgive You all. Forget all that because I "wanna" Boogie-woogie Disco-wisco! WHAT! You don't want to. OH-kay-oh-kay-oh-kay-oh-kay! Do you like frogs? Man, its getting late. Good-Night everybody! Time to go! Bye Boogie,Kasey,Loli,Lala,Emma-Lu,Remi,Bear,and Bella! Nighty-Night! See "ya" On my next birthday! Oh-kay, its time to go home! I loved that cake! Well of course I made it myself! Do you like Dog bones? Oh-kay. See you next time! Bye! And see you later!

2009-09-11T15:13:00.000-07:00

Heeeeeeeeeeellllooooooooo! Its me again! Can you belive it! 4 blog posts' already! But anyway, Today, I went To the dog-park. I love the dog-park! Well excuse meeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm a dog! A chocolate laberdor retreiver that is!! Well, atleast you like it to because you are my owner!!!!!!!!!!! Can't you think!! Well by the way, "The name is lulu." Oh no! You said that I have to get a few shots'! You are the meanest owner in the whole wide world! What, I misunderstud what you said? You mean we are going back to the dog-park! Hoooray Hoooray yahooo! I am so old that I am going to die in 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0! Goodnight!! Blayyy!

I AM LULU!!!!!!

2009-09-08T14:41:00.000-07:00

Hi, I'm Lulu, I came to tell you about my world! I love to swim. But I have not told you this yet because this is my 3rd Blog post about me! I love Blog post's about me "cause" I'm the one riting about me! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha!!!! If I have told you this yet I'm sorry. What's that? You Said I don't have to be sorry. Well then, I love to fetch! Well, I'm a chocolate lab retriever!!!!! Get it? Retriever! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!! Hey, Nock-Nock, who's there, Chocolate, chocolate who? CHOCOLATE LAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

Me at the river

2009-09-07T13:26:00.000-07:00

Woof, Hi again, Its me Lulu! I'm back again! But this is a hole nother story because this still a story about me but it is about me at the river. One time I got my picture taken by my owner. I love to retrieve floaty frisbee's and tennis balls and don't you dare ask if I play tennis BECAUSE I DON'T!!!!!!!!!! Well, kind of. But I especially love to fetch. I lovety love to fetch!! I also love to just swim around for a little while. Especially with my owner. Since I am a retriever I love to swim! How about you? Do you like to swim?

I Love The Dog Park

2009-09-07T12:40:00.000-07:00

Woof! Hi, i'm Lulu! On Sunday I went to the Dog Park. It was fun! I chased balls and
wrestled with the other dogs. BOW WOW!!!!!!! I love the Dog Park. A few years ago, I got a tape worm at the Dog Park. It was not fun. One time I broke my foot. That was not fun eather. I go to the Dog Park almost every day! But most of the time I just hang. AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I absolutely love the Dog Park! Well helloooooooo., I'm a dog! But I am really a famous talking dog!! Ba ah aaahh, I am so famous that I am world wide famous!!!!!!!!! I have a puny house and 3 cats to mess with. And a 7 year old girl to play with!!!!!!
I absolutely posatootly love the Dog Park!